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4:10 AM
June 19th, 2013

i have to be up in five hours /screams

4:04 AM
June 19th, 2013



4:02 AM
June 19th, 2013

serif deserves an award for putting up with me

11:54 PM
June 18th, 2013



4:08 PM
June 18th, 2013

keelah-kawaii:

[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

(via ap0the0sis)

9:52 AM
June 18th, 2013
jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED


jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

(via strixxvaria)

9:30 AM
June 18th, 2013

christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

(Source: winkingeye-alcoholsuggestion, via clockworkcephalopod)

9:29 AM
June 18th, 2013

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

(via rainbow-vines)

9:28 AM
June 18th, 2013

rogueshenanigans:

every time i make a joke

image

(via rexxmarksley)

9:27 AM
June 18th, 2013
9:26 AM
June 18th, 2013
morrissarty:

paulandthemccartneys:

HIS NAME IS MONTY AND HE IS A HERPETOLOGIST - SOMEONE WHO STUDIES REPTILES
A PYTHON IS A TYPE OF REPTILE
DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS

Holy shit A+ casting puns


morrissarty:

paulandthemccartneys:

HIS NAME IS MONTY AND HE IS A HERPETOLOGIST - SOMEONE WHO STUDIES REPTILES

A PYTHON IS A TYPE OF REPTILE

DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS

Holy shit A+ casting puns

(via rainbow-vines)

9:25 AM
June 18th, 2013
sweetjamaicanpipedreams:

when u Mom com home and solv hte capcha


sweetjamaicanpipedreams:

when u Mom com home and solv hte capcha

(via rainbow-vines)

9:24 AM
June 18th, 2013

pizza:

these people in hannibal are looking for a cannibal and they are getting someone called hannibal lecter to help them like rly have you never seen silence of the lambs there was a cannibal in that with the exact same name

(via rainbow-vines)

9:23 AM
June 18th, 2013

amy-rory-melody:

lordkorra:

psychiatrist-cannibal by day

pop-star singing sensation by night

hannibal montanibal 

aren’t we supposed to be a really dark and sophisticated fandom

(via rainbow-vines)

9:22 AM
June 18th, 2013
willyoucometowakemeup:

Forest temple by ~yinetyang